Review: Superman vs. Spidey XXX
Story Spoiler cuz we know you won't watch it!!!
-Scene 1: The film starts off loosely like on page 18 with Spidey stopping crooks. Instead of fighting Doc Ock, he meets & fights the Black Cat (Jazy Berlin) on the roof which leads them into playing a game of cat and spider.
-Scene 2: After Black Cat was done with Spidey, he began web-slinging home and sensed Doc Ock on the move. As Doc Ock was trying to break into a vault he was webbed up Spider-Man. Meanwhile, off-screen, Superman is taking down Lex's missiles. Supergirl (Kagney Lynn Karter) arrives at Lex's hideout and introduces herself. As she was about to take Lex in he managed to capture her with a Kryptonite necklace he was saving for Superman. Lex went to go handle something and left Ms. Tesmacher to watch over Supergirl. After he left, Ms. Tesmacher made a sexy deal with Supergirl for her freedom.
-Scene 3: After Supergirl sexually freed herself, Lex was arrested and woke up in prison where he met Doctor Otto Octavius. They agreed on an alliance and broke out of prison. J Jonah Jameson (Robert Black) invited the Daily Planet crew (Perry White [Will Ryder], Clark Kent & Lois Lane) to the Daily Bugle so they could work together on the prison break news of Lex Luthor & Doc Ock. Lois and Betty Brant (Sarah Shevon) almost got into a catfight. Meanwhile, back at Lex's hideout, he modifies Doc Octapus's tentacle arms. Later, Lois was rendezvousing a mysterious lead in a dark alley only to be captured by Doc Ock! While flying in the air Superman receives a vocal message from Lex telling him he captured Lois and to bring him Spider-Man within 2 hours. At Peter & Mary Jane's apartment, MJ (Capri Anderson) is there talking to Liz Osborn (Lily Labeau) and Superman arrives hoping Mary Jane could help him find the Web Crawler. The two Marvel Bombshells were in super awe over Superman. MJ told Supes she'll help but he has to do her (literally) and Liz a favor. Hesitated for 2 super seconds, and the Man of Steel gladly agreed to help.
Parody Comic Plot
Superman (Ryan Driller) must work together with Spider-Man (Xander Corvus) when supervillains Lex Luthor (Eric Masterson) and Dr. Octopus (James Bartholet) join forces to attempt to achieve world domination. Lex Luthor is assisted in his evil plot by Eve Tesmacher (Alexis Texas). Lois Lane (Andy San Dimas) is taken hostage and held captive. Superman and Spider-Man are lured into a trap by the villains, and ultimately rescued by Spider-Woman (Jenna Presley).
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Original Comic Plot
Superman and Spider-Man must stop a world domination/destruction plot hatched in tandem by their respective arch-nemeses, Lex Luthor and Doctor Octopus. The issue is non-canonical, as it assumes that the heroes and their respective cities of residence, Metropolis, and New York City, exist in the same universe, with no explanation given as to why they had never before met or been mentioned in each other's individual stories.
-Scene 4: After his Marvelous threesome, Superman found Spider-Man on the roof where Spidey tried to fight the Man of Steel but he had no edge like he temporarily had in the comics thanks to Luthor's special ray. Supes sucked the oxygen out of Spidey rendering him unconscious. Superman arrives at Lex's hideout where Doc Ock got the jump on him with Kryptonite tentacles. Lois lets Lex have his way with her so he wouldn't hurt Superman.
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-Scene 5: Spidey wakes up freeing Superman from Doc Ock's kryptonite tentacles. Superman at charges Lex but catches him by the throat with his Kryptonite gauntlet. Spidey attempts web Lex but to no avail. Lex blasts the Webslinger into the door and a new hero (not really) named Spider-Woman arrives. She blasts Lex freeing Superman who grabs Lois and flies her to safety (who didn't come back to help). Spider-Woman demands a thank you from Spidey for rescuing him & Supes with a kiss. The friendly neighborhood hero shows Spider-Woman with his amazing and spectacular sex skills. Afterward, in an unknown location, Harry Osborn (Michael Vegas) is shown retrieving his Green Goblin mask from a chest.
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Hey hot geeks & geekettes, we're back with another Axel Braun Comic Adult Parody! Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is a 2012 pornographic superhero comedy film based on the 1976 comic book, Superman vs. The Amazing Spider-Man. Superman must work together with Spider-Man when supervillains Lex Luthor and Dr. Octopus (James Bartholet) join forces to attempt to achieve world domination. Lex Luthor is assisted in his evil plot by Eve Tesmacher.
-End Thought: I like the costume accuracy. Being an adaption to a comic story it was done pretty well with the budget it had. Also, I like how Axel added several comic characters (Black Cat, Supergirl, Liz Osborn, Ms. Tesmacher, Betty Brant, Green Goblin & Spider-Woman) that weren't part of the story because I fear that's the closest we'll see any of them done in live action and possibly correctly. I give this adult crossover parody 4 out of 5 (I'm salty because I'm interested in a cliffhanger from a porno. Kudos, Axel).
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